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sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

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bloomin-eck:

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

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oh yes

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her date did too

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That is actually kind of awesome. 

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super-who-locked-in:

haberdashing:

wherethequeerthingsare:

renswackyride:

maskdesmith87:

These will never not be funny

"BRAVER

"Fast and CURIOUS” 

"Ratatoing"

"chop kick panda" oh my

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flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

I have been waiting for this gif

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nikehime:

i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about

  • who quotes twilight at the other person
  • who appreciates cat videos more
  • who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
  • who lets the other person win in ticklefights
  • who chews on their pencil
  • who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood

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mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

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collegehumor:

All the warning signs are there.

20 Great Warning Signs

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westbor0baptistchurch:

when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out

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Are people REALLY going to pay 2 DOLLARS? for ONE pack of gum?